Fantastical Andrew Fox. Plan 9 From Outer Space 1. Synopsis Film critics Harry and Michael Medved awarded Plan 9 From Outer Space the trophy for worst movie ever made in their 1. The Golden Turkey Awards a well thumbed copy of which sits upon my bookshelf. But anyone with an eye just one and a heart cant honestly classify Plan 9 as a bad film. It belongs to another category entirely a goobad film, a film so bad it is hilariously good. The primary entertainment value comes from the unintentionally campy performances, the over the top script, and the lower than low budget production values watch the cardboard gravestones sway back and forth when the actors scurry by Its day Its night No, its day again See the pie tin flying saucer set on fire, then flung across the screen on a string And the inclusion of famous for never being right psychic Criswell as the movies host was a grace note which gave the film an otherworldly, surreal gravitas seldom achieved by films at this production level. Our story begins with an old man Bela Lugosi, in his posthumous final screen appearance hed died three years before, just after shooting some test footage with director Ed Wood, who likely wrote Plan 9 in order to capitalize on his few feet of precious, but soundless, Lugosi footage see the wonderful film Ed Wood for more details at his wifes graveside, mourning her death. Theres a sudden shift to the cockpit of an airplane piloted by the redoubtable Jeff Gregory Walcott, our hero the cockpit set is little more than a pair of chairs for pilot and copilot and a chintzy curtain which supposedly separates the cockpit from the rest of the plane, which is forced off course by the swift passage of what appears to be a flying saucer. The saucer lands in the graveyard, where its occupants resurrect the old mans deceased wife VampiraMaila Nurmi as a radio controlled zombie and sic her on the grave diggers, who die a horrible death off camera. Back to the old mans house, we see him wandering out in the road in a befuddled daze, where he is hit by a car again, off camera. At his funeral, one of the mourners discovers the bodies of the murdered grave diggers repeat after me off camera, and the police are called in. The law is represented by Inspector Clay professional wrestler Tor Johnson and Lieutenant Harper Duke Moore. This is the only scene in which Inspector Clay speaks, probably a good choice on Ed Woods part, since English dialogue was not Swede Tor Johnsons strong point as an actor. Clay goes off on his own to investigate the graveyard. Naruto Shippuden Episode 481 English Dubbed. Pilot Jeff is chatting with his wife Paula on their patio about the flying saucer which buzzed his airplane, complaining that the Army has sworn him to secrecy, when another saucer, or perhaps the same one, does a low flyover, knocking the surprised couple out of their chairs. Meanwhile, back in the graveyard, Inspector Clay comes upon the deceased old man no longer played by Bela Lugosi, but rather by a lightly disguised chiropractor friend of Ed Woods and his equally deceased wife, who menacingly surround him. His gunfire is loud but ineffective, and he collapses within the chiropractors black cape, never to be seen in human form again. Matters come to a head. Three flying saucers are seen flying over stock footage of Hollywood, then Washington, DC. The Army decides to make a stand, but their missiles fail to hit the saucers, which appear to be protected by some kind of force field and the fact that distant smoke puffs are easier and cheaper to simulate than impressive explosions. The commanding general mentions to a subordinate that the saucers have destroyed a small town  and have not responded to attempts at radio communications. We transition to the command room of the lead saucer, where Eros Dudley Manlove and his second in command, Tanna Joanna Lee, confer with their Ruler John Breckinridge, informing him that they have decided to go with Plan 9, the resurrection of the dead we never learn what Plans 1 8 were or how they got screwed up. Eros and Tanna, the William Powell and Myrna Loy of extraterrestrial invaders, get the green light from the Ruler who, to judge from his tone of voice, really couldnt give a damn. Jeff goes off on another flight, leaving Paula alone in their home. She is soon menaced by the zombie old man and chased through the cemetery, where zombie Vampira and zombie Clay join the chase. She faints just outside the graveyard and is rescued by a local farmer. The Army belatedly manages to translate Eross earlier transmissions, which began as friendly greetings but later degraded into frustrated, bitchy warnings about Earthlings warlike ways. Back on the saucer, the Ruler decides it is time for decisive action, so he commands Eros to send the old man zombie on a kamikaze mission to overawe the Earthlings. The old man zombie attacks a police officer, but before he can kill him, Eros remotely fires a disintegration ray, and the old man zombie crumples into a skeleton before the police officers stunned eyes. The aliens prepare for their upcoming confrontation with the Earthmen. Jeff and an Army officer locate the saucer parked in the graveyard. Eros, feeling the need to soliloquize, opens up the saucers hatch and lets the two Earthmen enter. When Jeff tries to get manly with his gun, Eros turns on the viewing screen, which shows zombie Clay carrying an unconscious Paula through the cemetery. Eros has his Lady Macbeth moment, expounding at length on the history of humanitys weapons development and climaxing in a prediction that, should their progress remain unimpeded, humans will inevitably develop solorbonite, an unstoppable weapon which will destroy the entire universe by exploding all rays from the sun and other stars. Because humans are stupid, stupid, they must be destroyed before they can manage to create and test solorbonite. Out in the graveyard, a police officer manages to brain zombie Clay with a two by four, rescuing Paula, which frees Jeff to go into hero mode. He shoots up Eross equipment, starting a fire aboard the saucer. 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