Holidays of Future Passed Simpsons Wiki. Holidays of Future Passed. Original Airdate. December 1. 1, 2. Cafeteria trays are not toboggans. Either Kang or Kodos rides across the screen in Santas sleigh. BAH HUMBUG HAPPY HANUKKAH. CHRISTMAS IGNORERS UNITEDThe Simpsons are gingerbread cookies, who lay on a plate. Homer eats his own left arm. The TV is surrounded by Christmas decorations. Im SantaOh. Now Ill never die. Abraham SimpsonHolidays of Future Passed is the ninth episode of Season 2. Sypnosis. At Christmas 3. Bart and Lisa bring their kids to Homer and Marges house. When there, they learn about parenting and loving your family. Meanwhile, a pregnant Maggie is traveling to visit her family and falls into labor after arriving in Springfield. Full Story. Intro. After Thanksgiving dinner, Marge announces it is time to take the annual Christmas card family photo. When Bart and Lisa complain about the pointlessness of the photos, Marge tells them they will one day grow to appreciate the photos. We then witness a sequence of the the Simpsons Family Christmas photos from the next 3. The sequence shows considerable changes, including Lisa potentially being bisexual, having relationships with three different women while she is attending a private college, and Milhouse Van Houten, whom she marries and has a daughter with. Id=4838167533001&videoId=4908428866001' alt='Watch The Blue Max Online Hitfix' title='Watch The Blue Max Online Hitfix' />Maggie becomes a famous rock star when she is 2. Bart, who flunked out of state college, is left at home until both Homer and Marge evict him out when he is 3. Homer and Marge are then seen enjoying Christmases alone together. Then, three separate photos of each of the children and their current lives are shown. Lisa is 3. 8, appears to be a successful business woman, and is shown with her teenage daughter Zia and her husband Milhouse, now 4. Maggie is 3. 1 and is shown performing with her formed band at a Christmas themed concert, and Bart and Jenda are 4. Act I. The sequence ends, and it is now 3. A young Peter Parker begins to navigate his new identity as SpiderMan. Additionally, Jennifer. Directed by Herbert Ross. With Jason Robards, Marsha Mason, Donald Sutherland, Matthew Broderick. An English teacher and struggling single mother has her life. Bart is now a deadbeat and living at The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, or formerly Room 2. He watches The Itchy Scratchy Show by hologram while drinking some coofee, but is then interrupted by Skinner, who reminds Bart he is two weeks on behind his rent. Bart assures him he will sell his good kidney,with the belief they will grow back, to get money. Then Barts two sons arrive on a teleportation device, where they accordingly express their disliking of him and the apartment. Kirk says Christmas with you is gonna suck. Bart says that theyll have the best Christmas ever, and he thinks to himself that hell just dump them at his moms. His kids tell him that they heard him because they can now hear thoughts. Bart then yells damn itBart and his children. Lisa, her husband Milhouse, and their daughter Zia online. Lisa is seen in her new modern household, working on her My. Pad at the kitchen counter, when Milhouse enters, suffering from hay fever, due to being allergic to Christmas related things. Zia Simpson, their daughter, enters, sitting down at the kitchen table. Lisa asks how she did on her math test, to which Zia replies Gee Im fine mom thanks for asking, and rolls her eyes. She then literally hooks herself online, leaving her unconscious. Lisa complains about how her daughter acts like her brother. Milhouse replies that when they had her they used only the best genetic material, which means that they used none of his genes, but Lisa says that he helped by parking the car. Lisa wonders if her mom has any advice on how to deal with Zia, and Milhouse suggests taking her to herLisas parents house while he recovers from his allergies by going to one of the non Christmas celebrating states. Maggie pregnant. The next scene is in London, England. We see Maggie in The Benny Hilton. She is pregnant and is getting a sonogram by a Medbot. Medbot reports she cannot make a sound until the birth. Maggies Band protest, saying that she is their lead singer, Medbot says that new research has revealed that the umbilical cord is also a vocal cord. Medbot then asks of the father, but they refuse to answer and switch football on the Medbots screen. Homer and Marge, now 6. Homer asks for future sex before Marge receives a B Mail of each of their childrens arrival. Homer also receives one and opens it, despite Marges warning of it being a virus. Homer does get a virus from this, resulting in shaking. When the family arrives, Lisa is impressed to see Homer building space ships in bottles. Homer expresses on how it helps him after becoming sober. The bottle flies to the ceiling and Homer says he would smash them all for one beer. Bart is downstairs with his children attempting to set up the Christmas Tree. He complains about tangles in the lights they then mention how their mothers boyfriend is great at untangling Christmas lights. Bart asks why doesnt she just marry him they confirm that she has in fact married him and they didnt was supposed to tell him. Bart. Homer enters and Bart requests he take them out he does so. Bart begins to complain to himself when Ned Flanders pops through the window expressing his sadness when Homer killed Edna. He then goes on to say he married Maudes Ghost she then appears telling him that there is no God, with Heaven being an empty meaningless void. We see Maggie at Heathrow Teleport Departures. When she is about to board, the worker tells her she cannot transport while pregnant, and must travel by air. We then see a largely outdated plane reminiscent of Madmax. Maggie gets in line to board the plane. Mad Max esque. In the kitchen, Marge is making Christmas cookies while Lisa works on her laptop. Zia enters and rejects Lisas offer to 6. Cherlive show. Again she hooks onto the internet, making her unconscious. Lisa wishes it was still legal to strangle your kid Homers law made it illegal. Marge suggests that she helps her make Christmas Cookies with her and leave Zia alone. Lisa ignores it and says that shes trying to deal with her disrespectful daughter, and that Marge is too clueless to know what thats like, and she storms out of the kitchen. Marge then unfortunately shoots a hole in the roof with a laser cookie shaper that shoots Christmas tree like laser cuts. We open to the airplane, where the inside looks like a subway train, the lights keep flickering and the plane keeps shaking, and the flight attendant is serving things such as dog food, suicide pills, and Mohawk gel. A man sitting next to Maggie orders dog food and tells the waitress he wants the whole can. As he eats, an annoyed Maggie checks her watch, while the other man she is sitting next to is sleeping and leans next to her. Lisa is sitting at the kitchen table, angrily eating a Christmas cookie and glaring at Zia, who is still plugged in. Homer enters with Barts kids after Marge told him of the issues. Lisa complains that her daughter thinks that shes a ruthless tyrant. Homer then leaves to take Barts children to Downtown Springfield. Following is a sequence of Springfield. They visit the Kwik E Mart where Apu and his children are robbed but defending themselves with laser guns by a cyborg Snake Jailbird. As this happens Homer and the boys steal Squishees. We then se Homer throw a rock into Burns Manor, which causes Mr. Burns ordering the hounds on them. Smithers empties a box full of dog bones before Homer and Barts children. We then cut to a tired Maggie in a taxi being driven by Kearney Zzyzwicz. He tells her they are almost at Evergreen Terrace, and he then asks if he went with her brother to jail. Maggie shakes her head yes, and she opens her mouth to speak, but she suddenly begins to suffer contractions. Farscape Season 4 Episode 8. Kearney orders the computer in the car to take him to the hospital, but it takes him to Computer Hospital. He then gets out gloves and issues the command again, but the gloves themselves drive. Lisa goes into the backyard glum with a bottle of wine and a wine glass. 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